Theorangemanboardbook

👋 About the Project

What happens when you combine political history, viral internet moments, and the charm of a children’s board book?

You get:
‍ The Trump Board Book — an adult parody board book capturing Donald Trump’s funniest, wildest, and most iconic quotes and expressions.

This isn’t about politics.
This is about pure comedy, nostalgia, and unbelievable real moments that made everyone say, “He really said that?!”

😂 Why This Book?

Whether you love him, hate him, or just enjoy watching the show, one thing is true:

Donald Trump is a walking soundbite machine.
From off-the-cuff comments...
to unforgettable one-liners...
to accidental comedy gold...

These moments deserve to be preserved — in the most unexpected format possible: a chunky board book.

📘 What’s Inside

Each page features:
• A funny, cartoon-style illustration of Trump
• One of his most outrageous quotes
• A playful caption or commentary
• Thick, durable board pages
• Bright colors, bold designs, and meme-worthy expressions

Think:
A children’s book... but for grown-ups who need a laugh.

😍 Who It’s For

This book is perfect for:‍
• Trump fans
• Trump critics
• Political junkies
• Meme lovers
• Coffee table conversation starters
• Gag gifts
• Holiday and birthday gifts
• People who just need a good laugh
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If you want something funny, clever, and completely unique — this is it.
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Board books require:
• High-quality thick pages
• Durable printing
• Custom illustration
• Specialized manufacturing

Kickstarter allows us to fund a high-quality first print run, pack everything safely, and deliver a final product that looks and feels premium.

📦 Production Timeline

• Month 1:
Final illustrations & layout
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• Month 2: Print test copies
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• Month 3: Full production begins
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• Month 4: Quality check & packaging
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• Month 5:Shipping to backers

🤝 Risks & Challenges